The Toothbrush Assassin

In the middle of the night, I mix carob in vanilla soy cream (equivalent of chocolate ice cream (I'm lactose intolerant) and have the whole pint for dinner (mostly because I forgot about it). I laugh about the mark it leaves, a perfect mark akin to lip liner (you probably can't see it). I laugh even harder when M B comes in as she brushes her teeth. (I was originally using my Chromebook camera as a mirror, when she comes in view with a creepy face. I take the picture, and I get this:

Jennifer Fulk

January 8

You know when I'm at M B's when:
1: I have carob soy cream lip liner on.
2: This: — with M B.

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  M B:  Hehehehhe

  January 8 at 10:27pm via mobile 
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  Jennifer Fulk:  Crazed murderer + murder weapon

  January 8 at 10:28pm 
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  H N:  First thought that popped into my head on seeing this:
  
  REDRUM!

  January 9 at 12:22am