Tonight was one of them, and one of the funniest because it happened to be with my greatest friends who also have creative minds (in high school, we were among the founders and most active members of a creative writer's club).
Identification key:
Jennifer Fulk or Jen (myself)
S (female friend whose name is so for privacy purposes)
J (male friend, as above)
H (female friend, as above)
All others (other Facebook friends/family)
Here is the post:
Jennifer Fulk
The one who ate Santa's cookies: R C
The one who saw mommy kissing Santa Claus: B F
The one who ate yellow snow: M C
The one who ate brown snow: E W
The one who won the snowball fight: J
The one whose snowman fell down: M D
The one who made the biggest wrapping paper mess: M B
Go to your friends list and place the first ones here in order (erase the names and replace with your own results)
Share and have a very Merry Christmas!
- Jennifer Fulk Irony: My auntie lives in FL. There is no snow. Except, there is the snowman
- that's made of white sand!
- Jennifer Fulk By the way. I wrote this FB activity, since I am bored and there is no activity thing
- like this going around that's Christmas-themed. Please share this and try it, too!
- S ...what?
- S THERE WILL BE NO RAPING ON MY SLEIGH RIDE
- Jennifer Fulk Good. 'Cause Rudolph is the only male. See, in winter, female reindeer grow horns. Males, however, don't. Therefore, all of Santa's other reindeer are female.
- J one WTF? two how do you know this? lastly lets see if I get this your gonna be raped by 8 lesbian reindeer and one straight one?
- Jennifer Fulk I don't want to have children whose noses glow red. I'd have to cut their noses off. But then, people will claim that I had an affair with Voldemort, so I'll have to cut off their faces. But then, people will say that I had an affair with Freddy Krueger. So, I'll have to cut their heads off. But then, I'll have a bunch of headless children. But, then, I guess America is full of them.
- J your just caught in the middle of this S
- Jennifer Fulk But, then, if there's so many headless children in America, I'll have to kill them. But, then, if I send them out of the country, they will be able to live out their own lives. But, then, people in other countries will see them as zombies and will want to kill them. But, then, people might also see them as aliens that came from outer space or as their gods/godesses, so they might give them sole power over their countries. But, then, if you have headless rulers, chaos will erupt, so they will probably die anyway. But, then, they might escape and get stranded on deserted islands and live out the rest of their lives in peace. But, then, if they are boys and girls, they might grow up and decide that, in order to keep their line alive, they will have to have children together. And then there will be children with red, glowing noses all over again. So, ultimately, if Rudolph rapes me while the sled crashes as a result of S's inexperience with driving a magical sleigh of reindeer, and I end up having his red-nosed children, I'll have to kill them. Problem solved!
- J no S your inexperience leads us to crash the reindeer horny for jen lead to rape. jen either way your being raped by reindeer it doesn't matter what happens after. S I'm sure he does
- Jennifer Fulk To kill. Just in case he rapes me.
- Blame Silv. And Tumblr. http://lordjazor.tumblr.com/post/55570588002/ask-iz-the-vampire-riddlemehiddlespook The combo of the two, really.
- S omg perfect H
- S I know
- Jennifer Fulk H!!!!
- Jennifer Fulk They are. and WHAT THE FULK!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT ZOMBIE REINDEER!!!!! [H's signature] : To be continued....
- J https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/.../1510957... I'M BACK FOR YOU JEN
- J remember its after we crash thanks to s
- Jennifer Fulk Pictured: J and Rudolph. Moment before Rudolph realizes: Well, if we can't start with her.....
- Jennifer Fulk
- Jennifer Fulk HA HA HA HA!
- J OH HELL NO HE WON'T
- S you know what? fine
- J fine what
- S You can go J but Jen and I are BANNED
- Jennifer Fulk
- Jennifer Fulk
- Jennifer Fulk Fine. I'll use Bing images instead!
- J HOW ABOUT NO. right behind you S
- Jennifer Fulk Lololol
- Jennifer Fulk But, actually, since S said that we both are banned from the sleigh ride, she will crash it, herself. Maybe the Doctor will save her and humanity from such a fate. Maybe the Doctor will prevent the crash and warn Santa Claus that Rudolph is not an Earthling because "can't you obviously see that an animal with a glowing body part is unusual???" He'll take care of the invader, and so will save the world... with S as his next companion, who will undoubtedly die due to extraterrestrial reasons. But, she's a mortal, anyway. She would have died from old age, anyway. I'll miss seeing her. ....Come to think of it, I never got to say goodbye.
- Jennifer Fulk Oh, Fulk. You don't know how to drive Fulkin' reindeer. Fulkin' Rudolph will still Fulkin' turn into a Fulkin' zombie and the Fulkin' world will Fulkin' die because of you! But if the Doctor saves you.... Fulkin' NO! You'd be a terrible Fulkin' companion! You're a plotting Fulkin' alien, yourself! (Lol Now I love using my name as a cussword!)
- Jennifer Fulk Though, I wouldn't mind if it were:
- Jennifer Fulk I think the coast is clear. *looks around nervously* The End
- Jennifer Fulk Man, this was ridiculously long. I wonder if I make a blog out of crazy facebook conversations....
- Jennifer Fulk http://crazyfacebookconversations.blogspot.com/
- Jennifer Fulk The End
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