By the encouragement of one of those who were in the original conversation, here I had to continue this sickening, if not elaborate and funny, theoretical story. What started as an innocent Facebook game ended in starting a crazy, late night story that grew into a chain of fictional theories. The very first post of this blog is where it all started. It was so crazy and so detailed, I had to share it with the world. This is year 2 of the same horny alien zombified reindeer by the name of Rudolph. My posts are on the right.
about an hour ago
Uh, oh. Alien invasion. Supposedly from the "North Pole".
J P
Could be your kids. From a probe
S, do you know what is happening??
I smell something fetid, rotting. Also... furry. Like an elk or something.
SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!
C M
boing
*snort*
J P
Christmas story part two
OMG My mom is coincidentally singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!
S D
LETS NOT
S D
LAST TIME WE DID THIS PEOPLE DIED
Oops. Already started.
S D
/leaves
Too late. The smell of rotting reindeer meat grows strong.
J P
Only 7 horny reindeer
You know it's just too entiertaining to let you leave, S
S D
STAUP
And there... it's coming...
the red glow still SHINING
C M
im sooooo lost o.o
*Rudolph the Zombie Reindeer theme song plays*
http://crazyfacebookconversations.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-zombie-reindeer-apocalypse-or.html A refreshment of rotted memory comes back to eat your brains.
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LOL Wut???? Doctor Phil!!!!
J P
Long story. Sam I need back up un case she brings pictures
What the heck are you doing here????
J P
Huh
C M
........
J P
S
Rudolph has come back to rape me again XO
J P
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I killed him when he tried to rape me, but then thanks to J, he came back to life and still tried to rape me.
C M
ooooooooooooooooooookay im out
C M left the conversation.
Then when I flew in the TARDIS to escape him, but he followed me into space.
It all started from when S stole Santa's sled. Then she crashed it because she didn't have a license.
You named the conversation: Rudolph the Horny Zombie Reindeer Part 2.
J P
They left
They got raped to death by Rudolph.
He's failed, so now....
YOU'RE HIS NEXT VICTIM
Because I'm in the TARDIS!
J P
Please my tardis
You're not the Doctor. But now he's a creepy-lookin' old man.
EEK!
J P
I've been told I look like him
You added M B.
Sorry, M. You've been dragged into this.
*looking at yourself in the mirror*
M B
Oh lawdy
M B
M B
WHY IS THERE NO RUDOLPH EMOTE
M, I'm just going to warn you: You're about to be attemptedly raped by an alien zombie reindeer: Rudolph.
Any animal with a glowing body part is not to be trusted.
S crashed the sleigh, C was a companion. Both died a little bit ago, and now you're a new companion to this insanity.
J P
Can't find any
HERE HE COMES!!!
HE's getting closer!!!
He's spotted us!
J P
Jen we so need to put a picture block on you its getting creepy
H M
Wat
H M
Wat is this
H M
Scary
M B
IMMA BASH THAT PSYCHODEER'S HEAD IN AINT NOBODY GETTING TO ME
So... one of them DID survive. Either C or S was raped and got pregnant with the scum of alien zombie reindeer. ...Because now there's more than one out there.
M B
I HAVE CLAWS. AND A BAT.
M B
AND MY BARE FIST.
M B added J N M
Oh, trust me. They're crafty things. And thing is: If they touch you, you get infected with the eventual zombie you will become.
But a human zombie can't be used to get pregnant and breed, so they have to do the alien rape before you transform too far.
AW SHOOT! So, C AND S survived!
What the freak????
[pic inserted, wrong one]
So, that's what happened to Santa!
er...
not it
M B
Hahahah how does a photo like that even exist
M B
Please tell me that the Kool Aid Man isn't gonna become a part of this.
J P
You'd be surprised what she can't find
M B
Hahaha oh boy don't I know it
S D
sorry had to do something but holy s*** guys what happened while i was gone
M B
We're besties
It COULD be. OR it just might be the source of this trouble. Maybe the aliens are actually energized by the stuff, a strange mutation that's making them bloodthirsty.
J P
Jen used her freaky picture power
S D
I thought I banned you from that?
Uhhhh.... J's fault.
J P
And I thought we included bing
Anyway, Santa's dead.
S D
bing and google are a no-no
oops
S D
bad jen!
Hey, I've got it! Ask.com!
M B
LOL
*looks at the nearest person*
S D
do not make me ban that too
S D
i'm too old for this
S D
WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND THIS?
S D
is there some scary @$$ site that i've never even heard of out there?
J P
And any other freaky image places
I just scroll on a roll
Oh SHEET@$^@$^&#@
He's gone mega size after eating Santa!!
I knew the Koolaid guy was behind all this! He was the alien dressed up as Santa all along!!! How else can a normal guy eat all those sugary cookies kids leave all around the world???
LOL
M B
Aaaaahhhh oh gawd not the kool aid man again
SHH! Stop making noise! You're going to attract unwanted attention!
M B
Hahaha
Stop banging your head I said stop
J P
Didn't say I couldn't
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S D
JESUS WHAT THE F***
There. You're head's feeling better now that he's found you?
S D
DO I LOOK LIKE A 8 YEAR OLD MALE TO YOU?
J P
Jen
J P
W
He's freaking mutated, Sir.
J P
T
J P
F
J P
Why just why
S D
por que?????
S D
no bueno
M B
Hahahaha what the hell This is why the internet will never die
J P
And never be left out
But now that he's eaten Santa, a.k.a. the Kool-aid guy, he has magical powers and so can mutate into any reindeer form.
Even... an innocent, dead-looking carcass.
J P
Oh no
Until it's too late.
J P
Now, tell me folks: If even the abominable snow creature is scared of him, how can we possibly survive?
I mean, if he even has the abominable's head as a trophy, how can we, as the human race, even make it out?
J P
What about your head
We are but food and a means of reproduction to him. The abominable was his only real challenge.
BUT THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS MORTAL.
J P
Can't we offer him you
Again, I'm not a challenge to him. To him, I'm just playing hard to get. He thinks he'll get to me eventually.
S D
CAN WE NOT OFFER ANYONE
J P
It's just jen
It would be best if we stick together and when he reaches us, split up so that he can't decide on who to do.
J P
When he comes I'm throwing you at him
Santa and the abominable were our only hope. And thanks a lot. I'll keep that in mind.
But wait!
But the question is: Whose side is he on???
J P
He just wants you
Is the zombified Santa on our side, or was he the mother of Rudolph from the beginning?
Awwwww sheeet!!!
They were in it together!!
J P
Lol
Santa - er, Koolaid guy - actually let Rudolph eat him / her / it to pass down the genetic magical power to Rudolph!
J P
How do you think this up
Not sure actually.
But wait!
J P
They are in the fight to the death to gain the rest of the power!
Rudolph wants to inherit it all!!! But the Koolaid guy wants to live just one more day!!!
...
Rudolph has won
And now he's out to conquer the rest of man and womankind!
So, here we have the beginning:
But to what end?
J P
Idk he's your husband
...to be continued
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