Google Can't Hear You Say, "Who Washed Washington's White Woolen Underwear, The Washerwoman Went West"

I Google-searched the tongue twister using my microphone. Not once did it hear me correctly. I tried talking very distinctly, in a deeper voice, in a high-pitched voice, in an English accent, in a Southern accent, loudly, quietly, slower, faster, closer to the microphone, farther from the microphone -- nothing made it hear me exactly.
Here's what it thought I said:

"who watched Washington flight 100 watch women went west."

"who walked Washington flight 101 for women." 

"who was Washington's white woman underwear the washwoman went west."

"who was Washington's white woman underwear The Watchmen what West."

"who washed Washington's white woman underwear the washer woman went west."

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• Jennifer Fulk   [[[[[I think Google is officially deaf or has a terribly funny sense of humor]]]]]]